Spam! Ainít the move itís imitation ham!
Wednesday, 30 October 2013 | Paul
After an unusually explosive response to my blog last week Idecided to write about spam email messages this week (not the Beastie Boys songfor anybody who got the lyrics there - I can sense your disappointment).
I don’t know how these spam messages are generated or whobothers doing it. Does somebody actually sit there spouting this illegiblenonsense? Everyone knows spam can be irritating but I think some of it’s hilariousnonetheless. Here’s an excerpt from one post I received last week.
“Look, I really do notwant to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you are alive you’ve obtainedto flap your arms and legs, you’ve acquired to bounce close to a whole lot, forlife is the extremely opposite of dying, and as a result you have to at reallythe very least consider noisy and colourfully, or you are not alive. “
I agree. I don’t want to wax philosophically either and Isuppose they have a point there that life is indeed the extreme opposite ofdeath.. Have you had any wacky spam recently? Please do share it.