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Captain Caption

Captain Caption - Week 5

57 CommentsThursday, 31 January 2013  |  Captain Caption

Captain Caption is here again! The prize this week is a £25 Health and Voucher and to be in with a chance of winning you have to enter of course! You can enter my competition for the photo below by tweeting, commenting on our Facebook page or commenting below with your caption. The winner will receive a £25 Voucher and will be announced by 17:30 on Thursday 7th February. 


Here's last week's winner! 

"I really must cut my toenails"

Well done Jim! Your voucher is on its way!

To see all of last week's entries click here


John Holmes.
Thursday, 31 January 2013  |  19:10

Don't look at me like that Percy. I didn't know he was your cousin.

Simon Cooper
Thursday, 31 January 2013  |  19:14

When you teach me how to use a knife and fork I will not have to eat your wretched soup!

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  5:38

Look I'm the big bird here and I'm game!,!

Sue Morrison
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  6:53

Mavis got the wrong idea when it was suggested she have Turkey for dinner.

Gillian Evans
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  7:06

This is not what I meant when I suggested having a turkey for dinner.

John Taylor
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  7:32

I'm a celebrity turkey !!
GET HER OUT O HERE !!!!!!!!!!

H Cooper
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  7:40

Henry! The next time you get three wishes watch what you use your last one on!

Andrew Brewer
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:28

With mounting horror Julia was forced to accept she had an alcohol problem. Firstly she was convinced she'd cooked the turkey the night before. And secondly it was 11am and little Johnny had not yet come down to open to his presents.

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:30

Not much of a Thanksgiving dinner this.

Howard Waters
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:31

When Florence asked if the Turkey was sourced locally.

Having one brought to the table wasn't quite what she ment.

Howard Waters
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:32

When Bernard said he was giving up all fatty foods for the new year and going "Cold Turkey"

He really meant it!

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:41

It could have been me.....phew !

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:46

When I said I was having you for dinner, this wasn't what I had in mind!

Saturday, 2 February 2013  |  15:25

"I come for Christmas and you feed me baked beans and dress me in a table cloth... You ought to be ashamed!!!"

Howard Waters
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:47

Turkey asks Dorothy " Are you a breast or a thigh woman?"

Howard Waters
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  8:52

A union wellfare and pension meeting at Bernhard Matthews!

Andrew Johnson
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  9:16

I can't eat any more, Judith. I'm stuffed!

Laurie Woolcott
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  9:43

I am really looking forward to Christmas Dinner

Andrew Johnson
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  9:46

"When I agreed to this blind date, I knew I should have suspected fowl play."

Carol Riley
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  9:54

I keep telling you Mavis I do not gobble my food down

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:04

Hope you enjoy the roast human with all the trimmings

Sheila Loxley
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:31

I hope you are not gobbling Turkey!

Elisabeth Levett
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:41

You telling me I've got turkey neck??

Bob Spearing
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:51

C'mon, eat it!
What are ya Chicken?

Caroline Barker
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:54

See, I told you, Turkey wasn't just for Christmas!

Ian McLaren
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  10:59

"Christmas.......Hum Bug.

Paul Smith
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  11:21

George - I think your bird flu has got much worse!!

Sheila Burditt
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  11:23

Well I survived Christmas,but you don't look too hot.

TD Creedy
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  12:00

When I said lets talk turkey, I didn't mean...

TD Creedy
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  12:01

No, I won't 'gobble' down my dinner!

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  12:28

"Never ever refer to me as 'Paxo' again'!

Donna Parker
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  12:46

look I m on a diet Im not winding up anyones Christmas dinner

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  13:11

I wish you'd eat politely and not gobble

Joyce Minns
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  13:13

ive told you not to gobble your food

Jim Hattam
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  13:25

Fiona!!! Chicken nuggets - again

Robert Stevens
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  13:32

Hope you're not on a diet, I quite fancy a plumper woman for Easter!

Jon Rowling
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  13:36

"This relationship isn't working so YOU can get stuffed!"

Mr Willimott
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  14:15

Agatha was not impressed. Although his name was Mr Turkey his online dating picture was very different.

Derek Cranfield
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  14:56

your talking gobblygook to me

Carol Ann
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  16:07

I said I would save you from being dinner, that didn't mean you were welcome as a guest!!

Trisha Putwain
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  19:00

Talking of manners - I may gobble, but at least I keep my elbows off the table.

Jack Sparrow
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  19:08

I think one of us will get a stuffing tonight

Friday, 1 February 2013  |  21:03

Don't make those sad eyes at me Janet, you have to eat the stuffing.

Ruth Carl
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  21:23

She knew it was a bad idea to invite the Mother in Law. Now she would be blamed for cooking the wrong tough old bird ...

Jacqueline Ward
Friday, 1 February 2013  |  21:29

I've been told you are what you eat!

Saturday, 2 February 2013  |  8:39

I know he was a 1950s husband but do you think you overreacted when he said "Woman, get that turkey stuffed ready for Christmas!"

Mari Jones
Saturday, 2 February 2013  |  18:31

He looks nothing like his facebook profile pic!

N Mallender
Saturday, 2 February 2013  |  22:37

Eat up luv your fathers never been so tender

Ian McLaren
Sunday, 3 February 2013  |  20:00

"But if I marry you I'll be a widow by Christmas."

Ian McLaren
Monday, 4 February 2013  |  12:33

Welcome to Animal Farm Miss Brown guess who we are going to have for our Christmas dinner.

Jim Hattam
Monday, 4 February 2013  |  16:24

Right - what was it I had to do? Oh yes feed the baby and stuff the turkey - OH MY GOD!

Ian McLaren.
Tuesday, 5 February 2013  |  19:05

Now why did the turkey never cross the road?

Ian McLaren.
Tuesday, 5 February 2013  |  19:09

"Make your mind up it's either me or a tin of Spam."