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Captain Caption - Week 15

22 CommentsFriday, 31 May 2013  |  Captain Caption

The hills are alive with the sound of moosic.It's Captain Caption here with today's caption competition!The prize is a £25 Health and Voucher and to be in with a chance of winning you have to enter! You can enter the competition for the photo below by tweeting, commenting on our Facebook page or commenting below with your caption. The winner will receive a £25 Voucher and will be announced by 17:30 on Friday 14th June.

Last Week's Caption Competition Winner! 

The hills are alive with the sound of moosic.

Well done Ian! Your voucher is on its way!  

Second Place 

Moooove over Doris and I'll snap you from the udder angle.

Mr John Wright

Third Place 

I have a bell because I haven't got a horn !

Joe Prestwick


To see all of last week's entries click here


Mrs B Gold
Saturday, 1 June 2013  |  6:37

I asked you to go and get a goldfish!!!

Mrs B Winterbottom
Saturday, 1 June 2013  |  7:14

All we wanted was fish fingers for tea!

Mr a Weaver
Saturday, 1 June 2013  |  7:17

You and your budgeting!
Now we'll be eating fish for the next month!

Ian McLaren
Sunday, 2 June 2013  |  19:02

The first turbot charged car.

Janice Webb
Sunday, 2 June 2013  |  20:53

Not right ? You said, " Put the fish on the grill for ten minutes ! "

Monday, 3 June 2013  |  10:07

Do you like my new cod piece?

Monday, 3 June 2013  |  13:01

yes, it is turbot charged

Simon White
Monday, 3 June 2013  |  17:29

No one said the ford was that deep!

Jane Wilmott
Monday, 3 June 2013  |  18:21

Officer Dibble misheard the message on his radio after a serious collision when one driver fled the scene. He believed all units were looking for a car with, " a very large catch. "

Mark Taylor
Monday, 3 June 2013  |  19:14

The old trout wanted air conditioning.

Joyce Summers
Tuesday, 4 June 2013  |  19:18

I obviously made a mistake when I asked that store attendant to find a place for my car !

Wednesday, 5 June 2013  |  13:20

Frustrated that his favourite automobile is no longer in production, this classic car enthusiast builds his own Ford Caught-Tuna.

Chris Walton.
Thursday, 6 June 2013  |  10:34

Mrs. Spooner sent her husband to the hardware store to buy a, " frying dish !"

Monday, 10 June 2013  |  15:00

Dan never had difficulty spotting where he'd parked his car - it was the one under all the seagulls.

Ian McLaren
Monday, 10 June 2013  |  19:20

"I think the radiator needs some water."

Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  6:24

We had to start somewhere to cushion the blow?

Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  10:03

A bumper catch, caught in the headlights by Rod

Sam Crawford
Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  11:37

'I do say old chap, you forgot the chips'!

Melanie Donovan
Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  19:27

Last night she seemed like a real catch but this morning I realised I'd just picked up some old trout.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  23:35

Cyril began to suspect he'd misheard his bank manager - his car carp wasn't attracting any more customers to his shop.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013  |  23:36

Even the man from the AA couldn't get Peter's car restarted - it'd haddock.

Mrs E Beer
Thursday, 13 June 2013  |  11:37