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Captain Caption

Captain Caption - Week 11

34 CommentsFriday, 5 April 2013  |  Captain Caption

It's Captain Caption here with today's caption competition!The prize is a £25 Health and Care.co.uk Voucher and to be in with a chance of winning you have to enter! You can enter the competition for the photo below by tweeting, commenting on our Facebook page or commenting below with your caption. The winner will receive a £25 HealthandCare.co.uk Voucher and will be announced by 17:30 on Friday 19th April.


Last Week's Caption Competition Winner! 


"The throwing of fruit by spectators resulted in the final being played behind closed doors."

Well done Gavin! Your voucher is on its way!  

Second Place 

Ian

"I enjoy our friendly games because my last opponent was a cheetah."
 

 

Third Place 

Clive

"The zoo's director's memo contained a typo which Olive, his trusty secretary, followed literally. It read, "Call an extraordinary bored meeting."

 

 To see all of last week's entries click here

 


Graham Pole
Monday, 8 April 2013  |  8:14

Next time I throw the monkey in don"t fetch him back !


Trish
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  6:52

("Whisper") a quick swing to starboard should get that monkey overboard, on my command, ready!


Georgina Tier
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  7:48

Rex paid a monkey for his driving lessons.


Steven Mayo
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  7:49

I guessed the dog was lost, but the monkey was whispering directions to save face!


Matt King
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  8:30

When I hired the car I wanted a Land Rover with one key!


Debbie Reed
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  8:45

Psssst..the monkeys put super-glue on the steering wheel!


Pat Clare
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  8:54

Can't wait to get this spooky kid ashore,can we monkey.


Susan Armitage
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  9:31

We're not going to get anywhere until the stupid monkey gets down and presses the accelerator..


June Ingles
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  9:56

Straight ahead to Dog Island, Fido, and just ignore the back seat driver - he wants to get to Monkey Island.


Brian McNeill
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  9:56

Mmmm, don't look so glum I told you the dog could drive - eeeee!


Peter Best
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:08

"Three....In A Boat?"" Kid, monkey &
dog is not a good mixture!


Gerry Hammond
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:25

Hey lady, do we really need to drive to the hat shop just so the dog doesn't feel left out?


Muriel Dunn
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:45

To sea, or not to sea, that is the question!


Muriel Dunn
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:47

That's enough of all this monkey business, I'm in charge now.


Catherine Simons
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:52

"Are you sure YOU are the organ grinder?


Connie Hattam
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  10:59

You didn't tell me the monkey was the one with the driving licence


Maisie Richards
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  11:26

No monkeying around Rover , just steer straight ahead !


Margaret Smith
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  13:20

You CAN teach a dog new tricks.


Pauline
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  13:25

If you can,t keep the kid quiet in the back Mildred I,m not taking you shopping again.


Debprah Barber
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  13:38

You know I haven't passed my driving test


G Griffin
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  13:52

This is an ancient autopilot! It's used mainly to get home whilst lost or drunk, in which animals are used to locate the way back. (Such as homing pigeons/animals finding their way home from great distances!)


Laurence Witch
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  13:55

Keep straight ahead take no notice of the back seat driver


Pipa Hall
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  14:57

Ethel was beginning to have her doubts about the Mutt and the Monkey and feared she should have sailed with the Owl and the Pussycat..


Ian McLaren
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  15:33

A dog and a monkey,all I need now is a steer.


Mr: David Coles
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  16:02

Got to get rid of that monkey on my back, don't know what was in the last meal I had.


Keith Robertson
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  17:36

take the monkey off my back I told you that I can drive said seb the dog


Laurence Witch
Friday, 12 April 2013  |  22:26

Try and go faster Rover I've got a Monkey on you to win this race


Leonnie Rose
Saturday, 13 April 2013  |  11:30

''We had evolution from apes and monkeys to humans and I'm the only one who can bloody steer''


Sheila Carroll
Sunday, 14 April 2013  |  14:41

Don't turn around, Fido, but I think the monkey's given you a bum steer!


Val Wylie
Sunday, 14 April 2013  |  19:06

No monkeying about now!! keep it steady.


Irene McWilliam
Monday, 15 April 2013  |  12:53

Someday I'll be able to do what I want.


Colleen Crangle
Tuesday, 16 April 2013  |  13:30

Muriel thinks: The mutt and the monkey got rid of the organ grinder. Will I be the next one overboard?