Captain Caption is here again!

As Action Man always says: "Brussel Sprout Vindaloo for breakfast, powerful jacuzzi bath in the evening."

I've never had a thermometer stuck there before

Wowcher January sale...Learn to scuba dive at half price !!

- the opposite of putting a toe in to test the water ?

When the snow melts I am now ready and trained for the floods.

New Health & Safety Regulation: the only safe way to sleep in the bath!

" Yep - passed wind and there's definitely a leak!"

Knew I should have got a smaller size of flippers....

You've got to sort out your water phobia

Is this Antarctica .... can't see anything through these goggles!

Norman was determined to overcome his fear of water, once and for all.

I,m sure a bath alarm would be less hassle and cheaper

Learnt this method to test for punctures on my bike tyres.

007, this is Goldfinger's latest device. The shrinking bathing pool! Careful, it will get even smaller.

James Bond reflects on the budget cuts to the spy training and equipment programme

this snorkelling is so easy!! shame about the fish

I really must cut my toenails

Aw ! I forgot the toy duck

With flippers and goggles he is in for a 'Flat on Face' treat as soon he is out of the tub.

This diving lesson sucks!

Ok I'm in how do I get out.

Are you sure she'll find this sexy?

do my feet look big in these?

Sure, I love to bathe - I just hate getting wet!

Wot! No Planes. I,m still taking my holiday.

I know this is my stag night, but come on lads I'm getting married in the morning !

Triple-dip recession, child benefit cuts, council tax increase....... guess this will be the nearest I get to snorkelling in clear waters this year!

Once you own one of our new water-jet baths, you won't ever want to go on another snorkeling holiday.

I know I've got a water phobia but this is taking things a bit too far !!

This is a protest against chemicals being used to purify domestic tap water supplies. (If fluoride is also used it may prevent tooth decay but you cannot be sure of side affects, and having ruined polluted drinks!)

Oh not again....flipping sat nav!!!!

I thought the deep sea diving lessons were too cheap.

The production budget for Deep Blue Sea 2 left a lot to be desired.

PADI Level One? It's health and safety gone mad, I tell you.

That's not bubble bath - it's melting ice!

After discovering the skeleton of his dead dog in his water tank, years after it had vanished, he never recovered!

If you think this pictures funny, you should have seen the one of my wife sitting on the toilet!

After learning that you can drown in as little as a teaspoon of water, Dave didn't want to take any chances!!

"…We're gonna need a bigger bath!"

Weirdo

GOVERNMENT CUTS SEVERELY RESTRICT BRITISH MARINE EXPEDITION!!!

I knew I should have turned left!

I bought this diving suit the other day from Ebay and it was too small, and had it on a hot radiator to stretch it and squeeze into it, and when I got into it the thing cooled and I got stuck. So I got into the hot bath to stretch it, and get out of the bloody thing!

"It's the last time I'm going to book a budget Scuba Diving holiday!"

Wake me when the snowvmelts

and this man has been told there's a MET office, red alert flood warning in his area.

The brochure definitely said "Private diving facilities!"

"Darling, why couldn't I have dressed as a Policeman?"

I dont give a flip its as deep as i'm going

" Simply the best!"

I'm ready darling!!

If only my wife knew I had this fettish!!

Buster waited patiently in the pre op. room ahead of the pioneering flipper transplant operation.

Tracy Emin told me not to move but I left my moped on a meter six hours ago !

Look - when I said it had a wet room where we could get a bit more adventurous that's not what I meant

I said, "bathroom suites," not "bathroom suits!"

I know , i know, cant help it, I just hate everything about me

New Innovation ! Bath toys that hydrate to full size in your bath !

Casting for the tv advert by bathstore wasn't easy...

This seemed so much more fun in my head!

So far so good..............now how do I shrink the flippers?