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Captain Caption - Week 6

19 CommentsThursday, 7 February 2013  |  Captain Caption

It's Captain Caption back with a new competition! The prize this week is a £25 Health and Voucher and to be in with a chance of winning you have to enter of course! You can enter my competition for the photo below by tweeting, commenting on our Facebook page or commenting below with your caption. The winner will receive a £25 Voucher and will be announced by 17:30 on Thursday 14th February.

Last Week's Caption Competition Winner! 

"With mounting horror Julia was forced to accept she had an alcohol problem. Firstly she was convinced she'd cooked the turkey the night before. And secondly it was 11am and little Johnny had not yet come down to open to his presents"

Well done Andrew Brewer! Your voucher is on its way!


Second Place 

Jim Hattam

"Right - what was it I had to do? Oh yes feed the baby and stuff the turkey - OH MY GOD!"


Third Place 

John Holmes:

"Don't look at me like that Percy. I didn't know he was your cousin."

To see all of last week's entries click here


J Bond
Thursday, 7 February 2013  |  19:04

Look's like I've just superglued their ears to the wall for spying on us again!

Friday, 8 February 2013  |  16:26

The Findus employees were listening with interest to some strange noises from the lasagne making factory...

Friday, 8 February 2013  |  17:27

'The ugly sisters listened in on something they were never going to get.'

Justice Clarke
Friday, 8 February 2013  |  23:49

Why don"t we just buy a television licence?

Ian McLaren.
Sunday, 10 February 2013  |  11:17

The cup that c-hears.

Ian McLaren.
Sunday, 10 February 2013  |  11:22

See no evil,speak no evil ,hear lots of evil.

Connie Hattam
Monday, 11 February 2013  |  14:15

If you listen carefully - you can hear china

Monday, 11 February 2013  |  15:38

Monique was sure the prescription on her glasses was wrong, but every time she tried calling her opticians they wouldn’t answer the phone.

Monday, 11 February 2013  |  15:38

The Darten sisters were sharp dressers but they didn’t know where to start when it came to making tea.

Monday, 11 February 2013  |  15:38

Antiques Road Show for the Blind provided a real challenge for the experts when they had to determine whether or not the cups were Wedgewood using only their ears.

Monday, 11 February 2013  |  15:41

The budget cuts at MI5 were beginning to bite, but at least they could still afford real china.

Janet House.
Monday, 11 February 2013  |  18:04

I didn't"t realise that joining The Neighburhood Watch could be such fun.

J Hawk
Tuesday, 12 February 2013  |  10:28

They're listening in to find out if they got the jobs they applied for, but they chose the wrong wall, where the toilets are, and the urinals are behind the wall, and the job interviewer, who has just been warned about perverts hanging about the toilets, is about to walk in and catch them.

Ian McLaren.
Wednesday, 13 February 2013  |  12:35

They've stopped talking,what a cheek they must be listening to us now.

Ian McLaren.
Wednesday, 13 February 2013  |  16:45

Can you hear the water Kate?

Wednesday, 13 February 2013  |  16:58

After queueing for 12 hours, these lucky customers are the first in the UK to communicate using Apple's new Chai Phone.

Barbara Whitcombe
Thursday, 14 February 2013  |  10:26

OMG they're on the third book of 50 Shades of Grey!

Peter Lane
Thursday, 14 February 2013  |  10:57

Are you sure this is what is meant by cup your ears?

Ian McLaren.
Thursday, 14 February 2013  |  14:05

Marion pop next door and ask them to turn the sound up.

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