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Captain Caption is here again!

66 CommentsFriday, 25 January 2013  |  Captain Caption

Captain Caption is here again! The prize this week is a £25 Health and Care.co.uk Voucher and to be in with a chance of winning you have to enter of course! You can enter my competition for the photo below by tweeting, commenting on our Facebook page or commenting below with your caption. The winner will receive a £25 HealthandCare.co.uk Voucher and will be announced by 17:30 on Thursday 31st January. 

 

Here's last week's winner! 



"Shut up, I've been wearing skinny jeans since before you were born laddy"

Well done Will! 

To see all of last week's entries click here

 


Paul
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  9:53

As Action Man always says: "Brussel Sprout Vindaloo for breakfast, powerful jacuzzi bath in the evening."


John Cook
Sunday, 27 January 2013  |  22:36

I've never had a thermometer stuck there before


Debbie Burfoot
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  9:53

Wowcher January sale...Learn to scuba dive at half price !!


Brian
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:33

- the opposite of putting a toe in to test the water ?


Sheila Brown
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:36

When the snow melts I am now ready and trained for the floods.


Liz Hancock
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:36

New Health & Safety Regulation: the only safe way to sleep in the bath!


Jon Rowling
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:38

" Yep - passed wind and there's definitely a leak!"


Stewart Merchant
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:40

Knew I should have got a smaller size of flippers....


Peter
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:44

You've got to sort out your water phobia


Lorna
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:50

Is this Antarctica .... can't see anything through these goggles!


Louise Burrage
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:50

Norman was determined to overcome his fear of water, once and for all.


Barry Peters
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:52

I,m sure a bath alarm would be less hassle and cheaper


Robert Stevens
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:55

Learnt this method to test for punctures on my bike tyres.


David
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:55

007, this is Goldfinger's latest device. The shrinking bathing pool! Careful, it will get even smaller.


Sharon
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:56

James Bond reflects on the budget cuts to the spy training and equipment programme


Marie
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  10:59

this snorkelling is so easy!! shame about the fish


Jim
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:02

I really must cut my toenails


Kate Stansfield
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:27

Aw ! I forgot the toy duck


Mahmood Ghause
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:31

With flippers and goggles he is in for a 'Flat on Face' treat as soon he is out of the tub.


Liz
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:35

This diving lesson sucks!


Brenda Sanderson
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:57

Ok I'm in how do I get out.


Veronica Burnside
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  11:59

Are you sure she'll find this sexy?


Wayne Stanton
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  12:09

do my feet look big in these?


Louise M
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  12:35

Sure, I love to bathe - I just hate getting wet!


Graham Wallhead
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:37

Wot! No Planes. I,m still taking my holiday.


Marina Pearce
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  6:10

I know this is my stag night, but come on lads I'm getting married in the morning !


Emma H
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:33

Triple-dip recession, child benefit cuts, council tax increase....... guess this will be the nearest I get to snorkelling in clear waters this year!


Katharine
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:40

Once you own one of our new water-jet baths, you won't ever want to go on another snorkeling holiday.


Evelyn Gardner
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:41

I know I've got a water phobia but this is taking things a bit too far !!


J Forrester
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:47

This is a protest against chemicals being used to purify domestic tap water supplies. (If fluoride is also used it may prevent tooth decay but you cannot be sure of side affects, and having ruined polluted drinks!)


Karla
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:57

Oh not again....flipping sat nav!!!!


Judith Spicer
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  13:59

I thought the deep sea diving lessons were too cheap.


Jess
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  14:10

The production budget for Deep Blue Sea 2 left a lot to be desired.


Alastair Reid
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  14:15

PADI Level One? It's health and safety gone mad, I tell you.


Helen Sinclair
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  14:34

That's not bubble bath - it's melting ice!


Eric Rogers
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  15:02

After discovering the skeleton of his dead dog in his water tank, years after it had vanished, he never recovered!


John Hearn
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  15:45

If you think this pictures funny, you should have seen the one of my wife sitting on the toilet!


Scott
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  16:08

After learning that you can drown in as little as a teaspoon of water, Dave didn't want to take any chances!!


Annie
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  16:17

"…We're gonna need a bigger bath!"


Will
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  17:26

Weirdo


Steven Goldsmith
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  18:31

GOVERNMENT CUTS SEVERELY RESTRICT BRITISH MARINE EXPEDITION!!!


Veronica
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  20:23

I knew I should have turned left!


Jack Daniels
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  20:28

I bought this diving suit the other day from Ebay and it was too small, and had it on a hot radiator to stretch it and squeeze into it, and when I got into it the thing cooled and I got stuck. So I got into the hot bath to stretch it, and get out of the bloody thing!


Eddie
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  20:31

"It's the last time I'm going to book a budget Scuba Diving holiday!"


Trish Allen
Friday, 25 January 2013  |  20:36

Wake me when the snowvmelts


Joyce
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  8:20

and this man has been told there's a MET office, red alert flood warning in his area.


Asty
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  10:40

The brochure definitely said "Private diving facilities!"


David Jessop
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  14:01

"Darling, why couldn't I have dressed as a Policeman?"


Joyce Minns
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  20:31

I dont give a flip its as deep as i'm going


Sirmarkovic
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  20:55

" Simply the best!"


Robina Woods
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  22:05

I'm ready darling!!


Leonnie
Saturday, 26 January 2013  |  23:25

If only my wife knew I had this fettish!!


Roger Smart
Sunday, 27 January 2013  |  19:37

Buster waited patiently in the pre op. room ahead of the pioneering flipper transplant operation.


Joan Carlton
Sunday, 27 January 2013  |  19:52

Tracy Emin told me not to move but I left my moped on a meter six hours ago !


David Parker
Monday, 28 January 2013  |  8:49

Look - when I said it had a wet room where we could get a bit more adventurous that's not what I meant


Janice Long
Monday, 28 January 2013  |  9:44

I said, "bathroom suites," not "bathroom suits!"


Trish
Monday, 28 January 2013  |  21:23

I know , i know, cant help it, I just hate everything about me


Ashlee
Tuesday, 29 January 2013  |  8:37

New Innovation ! Bath toys that hydrate to full size in your bath !


Anna
Tuesday, 29 January 2013  |  11:29

Casting for the tv advert by bathstore wasn't easy...


Vicki
Tuesday, 29 January 2013  |  11:50

This seemed so much more fun in my head!


David Young.
Wednesday, 30 January 2013  |  15:45

So far so good..............now how do I shrink the flippers?

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